Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.
potential Onion headline  (via politics-r-us) ←

Anonymous asked: what turns you on?

nhprep:

Phone at 100%, full tank of gas, warm clothes out of the dryer, the fridge after grocery shopping, naps. The usual.

bythepowercosmic:

Co-Director Promises Fans Will ‘Freak Out’ About New Characters In ‘Captain America 3’

"We just got another incredible draft from the writers and are very excited about the film," says Anthony Russo, co-director of the upcoming threequel. "I can’t divulge who is going to be in the film, but I think the fans are going to freak out when they hear about it."

bythepowercosmic:

Co-Director Promises Fans Will ‘Freak Out’ About New Characters In ‘Captain America 3’

"We just got another incredible draft from the writers and are very excited about the film," says Anthony Russo, co-director of the upcoming threequel. "I can’t divulge who is going to be in the film, but I think the fans are going to freak out when they hear about it."

tagged: +YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS 

Anthony Mackie, photographed by Lucie Hugary.

burninginmybasement:

kawaii-obama-san:

runicbasso:

did-you-kno:

Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw:“These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said.  ‘On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together.  ‘At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily’.”
Then these scenes followed




and then they just walked away without hurting him.

DAMN, NATURE! YOU CONSIDERATE! 

AWW

Bruh, Cheetah’s are extremely docile. So much that they are endangered because they get too nervous to have sex.

burninginmybasement:

kawaii-obama-san:

runicbasso:

did-you-kno:

Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw:

“These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said. 
‘On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. 
‘At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily’.”

Then these scenes followed

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and then they just walked away without hurting him.

DAMN, NATURE! YOU CONSIDERATE! 

AWW

Bruh, Cheetah’s are extremely docile. So much that they are endangered because they get too nervous to have sex.

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
woahtomnook:

funniest twitter ever 

woahtomnook:

funniest twitter ever 

everwets:

Fuck this dude #sebstan #wizardcon #chicago

everwets:

Fuck this dude #sebstan #wizardcon #chicago

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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ukej:

need i say more

ukej:

need i say more

not without you