splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

problackgirl:

*99% of black people all agree that something is offensive*

1 black person comes out with their cooning self and says ‘actually you know what I’m black and I don’t find this offensive tbh’

White people: OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YESSSS. SEE YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING. WE ALL BLEED RED WE ALL SUFFER EQUALLY. WE ALL BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

hotdiggitydogblog:


Goofy garden dog.

hotdiggitydogblog:

Goofy garden dog.

tagged: +lil friend 

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

fmayang:

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

I think I just retched a little…

lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab